wake up america
this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)
In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get
In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even fucking kidding you
… Please tell me you guys are kidding.
Never kidding about florida
take a moment to look how far we’ve come
take a moment to realize which one doesn’t have a trashbag and/or ice cream cone pokemon.
take a moment to realize you are stanning for a generation that includes a group of eggs, a pile of purple cum, and fucking rock with arms
And a Pokéball with eyes. Then an inverted Pokéball with eyes.
Or a turnip
or a fridge magnet
R.I.P to anyone who had to scroll through a movie script because they’re on mobile.
T-t-this is just what i think! Please don’t get mad at me!!
also I was seven when I played anything below gen3… I don’t remember enough to think of solid headcanons for those games :3c
seriously, why does no one talk about this movie?
WAKE ME UP INSIDE